Pick a Derby horse, already (Nerd Edition)

I don't care how let down you feel after seeing Sn4tchbuckl3r's Second Chance #1. If you had any hope that ironic use of leet in a webisode title would yield hilarity, you deserve your fate. It's time to put Mario Kart aside (you know the Wii Wheel sux) and pick a fucking derby horse before you're consumed by GTA IV tomorrow. WHAT!?! No. You're not. Right now? Sweet mother of WoW, you demented nerdling, you've got GameStop line passes to buy it at midnight? God help you.