Thursday, December 17, 2009

Legendary d-bag, Jerry Hollendorfer, still not in the hall of fame

nonetheless, this jackass should be in the hall

To say Jerry Hollendorfer is a fierce competitor is to employ a euphemism suited for respectable print publications and has no place here. He's an enormous asshole. Of course he's competitive, like most that attain his level of success in any endeavor. Often, in sports or business or what have you, the rules of polite discourse require one to refer to highly successful people that discard accepted behavioral norms as they scratch and claw to the top as "fierce competitors". They're really assholes. Jerry Hollendorfer is no different, he's just perfected being an asshole.

He'd fuck over his own grandmother and sell tickets to it if it lopped another win into his column. While at another track when he had the favorite in a graded stakes race, he has been known to call norcal to rip into anyone he felt was responsible for the maiden 8 he just lost by a nose with, and barring that, he'll have his tantrum for anyone that will listen. Whether the genisis of his motivation is classic small man's syndrome, or that his mother never hugged him, I know not. But make no mistake, he wants to win.

Even though he is completely classless, He's made himself a world class trainer through hard work. He didn't grow up in a racing family and never had a barn turned over to him. He drove a truck to pay the bills when training didn't cover the feed bill. He did it with hard work and an insatiable drive to win. Not to make money or be popular, mind you. No. To win.

Recently this asshole called Portland Meadows--YES PORTLAND FUCKING MEADOWS--while in socal saddling a stakes horse to listen to the call of his $2500 maiden running for peanuts. I believe he finished 3rd and called the jockey's mother a whore.

You know his stats: he's chipping away at 6,000 wins, won the Kentucky Oaks acoupla times, a shitload of graded stakes including two million dollar races last year alone, trained Hysterical Lady, Heatseeker, Chocolate Candy (finished 4th in the Derby this year), and.....whatevs, I wrote about it last year.

The point is, sure, he's a d-bag of biblical proportions (probably even uses some leeching horse betting system), but this motherfucker should still be in the horse racing hall of fame, and the fact that he isn't is just further proof that the turf writers that vote are even more stupid than he is an asshole.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL classic blog venting.

I can't say I've ever heard anyone call him a nice guy, but I'm wondering if he did something in particular to set you off?

t said...

perhaps a touch of venting, but the underlying facts cannot be disputed. I have a mathematical proof to support my assertion that Jerry Hollendorfer is, in fact, a d-bag.

yeah, i gotchyer QED right here, pal.

Patrick J Patten said...

definitely worth the 7 month wait.

SaratogaSpa said...

A nice rant with a paid plug inserted...god America is still great

Steve Munday said...

Seriously funny.

If he's really an asshole he certainly wouldn't be the first one in the HOF. "Jockeys" on Animal Planet did a good job of making him look like a D-bag already. Check out my recap if you want.
Jockeys Photo Recap

Enjoyed the rant!

Anonymous said...

We missed you Brad

Anonymous said...

this is obviously a popular topic so keep us posted on any and all future anecdotes

John said...

Welcome back Brad, I missed you terrible. No one is a more astute judge of character than you.